Farm Tard
Facebook is cool and all but, Stop. Sending. All. Those. Requests. No, we don’t want to join your horde, your vampire coven or your ass pirates of the Caribbean crew. Or help you smuggle alcohol in Mafia, bite people in Werewolf or be your neighbor in FarmTown, FarmVille, FarTown or any other retarded app that people with way too much time in their hands use.
Stop it. Seriously.
We use Facebook to keep connected with friends, share our lives and share photos. Not to play stupid games that are as complex as Chutes and Ladders: The For Dummies Edition.
And no, we don’t want any hugs, super pokes, kisses, fairy dusts or rectal cavity searches. So please, stop sending those requests.
This has been a public service announcement brought to you by The World According to Geek.
Thank you.
December 6th, 2009 at 10:16 am
I remember when farming games were cool… WHEN THEY WERE CALLED HARVEST MOON!
December 6th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Tehy don’t use he apps they ABUSE them.
December 6th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
i wanna smack everybody who sends me a poke
December 7th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
The Block Button is your friend. Some apps are cool, like books and music apps, may help you discover some music or a good read but many apps are silly unless you are a 13yr old pretending to do homework.
December 9th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Just close your FB account altogether. *REAL* friends keep in touch via other means… like Twitter or GTalk.
December 11th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
This has got to be my most favorite one ever… I am seriously annoyed by all the requests, as well.. My gaming time is only for REAL games >:]