A Confederacy Of Douches
January 24th, 2010

A Confederacy Of Douches

Let’s get something out of the way, shall we? We are not Mac haters.We do prefer operating systems that don’t treat you like an orangutan with a learning disability, and we usually go for hardware that isn’t ridiculously overpriced, but, overall, we are not Mac haters.

Hey, we all own iPhones.

What we do hate, what we hate with a passion, is the whole “Mac culture.” We abhor people who take every chance, no matter how stupid, or inappropriate, to preach the Gospel According to Saint Jobs.

Post a “Damn, my computer is busted!” status on your Facebook page, and you’ll probably get dozens of “Awww! That’s wouldn’t happen if you owned a Mac! XD!” type comments.

Try it. We’ll wait.

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See?

The set-up of this comic strip was taken, verbatim, from a comment from one of those Facebook status. A friend of ours let the world know that his work PC had the hard drives stolen. Now, you see the result. That comment sets a golden standard in Apple douchebaggery.

The punchline is entirely us, though. Entirely.

For the record, this is Pete’s favorite comic title ever. Ever. He said so himself.

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  1. Dastardly

    LOL!

  2. Fatima

    I’m not watching apples like before.

  3. John T.

    Bastards. Hahahaha!

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